Dear Miss Lilly,
You have a big problem. I found the bag of Christmas rolls hidden behind the pillow of the sofa. There seems to be 11 missing. I’m sorry to say you’ll not be eating the last one. You are not allowed to take food from the pantry and hide it for your eating. Your food is not in the pantry! That would be our food.
I don’t know whether to laugh or be angry. I guess I’ll save angry for when you vomit them all up at 4:00am.
Sorry family, we’ll not be having butter topped fresh rolls tomorrow for Christmas.
Sincerely,
Bunless.
My life and Lilly 